OK, so it's really spelled Udaipur..........what?...you expect me to go a whole day without insulting someone? I out-ass-holed a guy today...I took a nice photo of him, went up to show him (good looking young guy) and he said he wanted 100 rupees (he's the first one to ask for money), so I said I've got a better idea and deleted his photo right in front of him! Take THAT you little shithead! So, onto bigger and better stuff. Now as much as I love Cassandra, shopping is not something I enjoy doing with her...until India! We went to the market, and on the way we met Uncle Mustafa...he said take my picture, an offer I couldn't refuse!
He liked the photo, so we didn't have to worry about ANYTHING for the rest of the day...well, sort of. Off to the market...oops, a little beggar lady, can't pass that up...
I did mention we were going to the market, right? So we finally GOT to the market, and met this great old guy...
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He walked right up to me and said hello...I asked if I could take his photo, and he nodded his acceptance. He had a great smile, and Cassandra got a shot of the two of us as I was showing him the photos...
What a great guy! So we started to explore the market, and came across some men doing something...who cares what, they were in really nice light!
I thought that was good, but then he moved into even better light...
Then there was this guy smoking...
...and a veggie stand...
...they were renovating one part of the market...
...and eventually it will look just like this...
Oh what the hell do you know about it...it could happen. This is what the average street looks like in Mumbai...wanna move here?
I'M THE MAN!!!!!
ReplyDeleteHow does it smell? you haven't said anything about that have you.
ReplyDeleteThere are the occasional bad smells, but then I look down and realize I've stepped in cow shit...other than that, it smells pretty good!
DeleteYou seem to get along with everybody, almost. They obviously don't get to know you very well.
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