Don't attempt this at home...

If it wasn't bad enough that Toni and Jim from the CIA were harassing us, now that bitch Linda from Seattle is on my case again in comments.  I'm not suggesting that the villagers get the pitchforks and torches and go after her...although the image is appealing...she is still on my Christmas list...for now.  Ya know, if she wasn't a great cook, hot, and married to Tom with Megan and Matt...I'd kick her to the curb!  I'd unfriend her so fast it would make her Gucci purse return itself!  She is always accusing me of not telling the truth, so I upgraded to the Mega-Truth Teller machine...WOW!  All that dental work in Bangkok almost popped out...and there was even a bulge in my pants that wasn't gas!  That damned machine had brain recognition technology....look what happened...

...don't try this at home...HONEST!!!

Coincidence...I think NOT!!!

Ever since posting "They seemed innocent enough...", my computer has been down!  Coincidence that I couldn't get on the internet, or Toni/CIA interference!  Is it possible that Toni and Jim are related to the Gastonguay-Beaudry's?  Here is a picture of the Gastonguay-Beaudry's:

...and here are Toni and Jim...

...OMG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!  No wonder the Gastonguay-Beaudry's could always find us...they were CIA like Toni!!!!  I feel like I'm having a stroke I tell ya...that guy in Russia was right...the NSA knows everything about EVERYTHING!!!!  And even though I cancelled dinner last night, guess what we did?   Yep, dinner with Toni and Jim...we don't have a chance.  They told us they were going back to Alaska today, but I was out taking pictures today and guess what I saw...ya, right in front of the unit we are staying in...

...ok, ok...at first I didn't see him either...but look at a close-up....

...AHA!!!!  See, I knew they were CIA!!!  Well, that's the kind of thing The Lone DeRanger has to put up with!  Let that be a lesson little people!  I will do my best to protect you by taking the HEAT...it's tough, but my peeps are worth it!

So here is something Lone and Casstonto discovered OTHER than CIA involvement in our vacation.
Everything in the Palm Springs area is named using only 6 words...palm, desert, springs, falls, canyon, and Indian.  There are secondary words...dunes, wells, mountain, and vista, but they only get used about 1/4 of the others.  Here are the golf courses we've played Desert Falls, Indian Wells, Desert Dunes, (La Quinta) The Dunes...see what I mean.  We are staying in Desert Springs Villa's, next to Desert Desert Dune Dune, and just down the block from Palm Desert Springs Canyon, and tonight we'll eat in Desert Palms Dunes Springs Falls on the Indian!  Tomorrow we play golf at Palm Palm Canyon Indian Desert Falls.  Casstonto thought she was losing her mind...couldn't remember any of the names, but even Lone has trouble keeping it straight.

Ok...we only play golf, folks, so here are some more golf course pics...Megan, you can stop now!

...look carefully at this one....

 ...oh ya...look at that...

...Jim...get a life!

They seemed innocent enough...

Toni and Jim...from (did) Juneau, Alaska.  No, I didn't know.  Anyway, they seemed like nice people. We played golf with them yesterday...beating us wasn't good enough, they had to get us liquored up, make Casstonto cook dinner, make me buy more and more wine, make us drink it...WARNING...don't hang out with Alaskans, they be BAD BAD BAD!!!

I know, I know...they don't look so bad, but Jim feeds bears peaches in Alaska for fun!  Stupid bears don't know how dangerous he is.  Lone does though...he had us eating cow entrails at dinner tonight...he called it a Vietnamese restaurant, but I think his crazy cousin from Moosenuts, Alaska owns it.  They made us play golf with them again today...I think they use some sort of mind control on us.  It was kind of sneaky...Toni looked at me with this shady look...and all of a sudden I said "hey, wanna play golf tomorrow?"...she's a psychologist for the CIA I think.  And that's how we ended up eating entrails...HEY, come to think of it, she didn't eat any...then she looked at Casstonto with that same shady look, and Casstonto said "hey, wanna play golf on Thursday?"...weird huh?

So as you can tell, we've been hanging around a bunch of golf courses...ya ya Megan, I know...get a life!  But they aren't bad looking places...really...look...

 ...and some kind of eagle or something...

Yesterday, we moved out of Intrawest into the Marriot...pretty snazzy accommodations...

That was before we met Toni and Jim...this is what it looks like now...

 HONEST!!!