Monday, February 9, 2015

Here it is...

The End...for this trip at least.  I'd like to thank you all for flying Lone DeRanger Airlines...it's been my pleasure lying to you, making fun of you, and generally pulling your legs and other things.  I would say this years comments were the best yet...never have so many made fun of such of such an honourable, truthful, ethical, and serious celebrity...wait until I tell Popey!  I promise I will find a way to send out notices without everyone's email address showing next time...until then, get over it.
Anyone got any ideas about where we should go next?

Sunday, February 8, 2015

Possibly...well maybe...ok, I really don't know...

I wrote that title last night, and something wonderful, and witty was about to be written...but now that I'm sober, I have no idea what I was going to say...
It's our last full day in Hong Kong.  I want to acknowledge 2 people for recognition...the first, FARTMAN!...he got a new grant to continue work as the lizard proctologist!  Way to go FARTMAN!!!
Second, Wild Gary for his inability to post a single comment this trip.  Last year he hogged the comments...posting 2, 3, sometimes 5 comments per day.  Last year he had a comment on everything...even shit I didn't write about...what a goof!...doesn't he know who I am?  I wanted to thank Alexa and Tristan for putting us up in Hong Kong, so we went out to a fancy restaurant last night.  Nur...I think the name was longer but they couldn't afford a bigger sign...
...hey look...when you spell it backwards it's RUN, which seems to be what Cassandra is doing this morning...poor thing.  The food was wonderful...lot's of little courses like these...
 ...very fancy!  Today, we went out to some little island, and the fishing village out there.  To get there we went on a huge gondola ride...up above the airport...
 ...up at the top was "THE BIG BUDDHA"...ya, no kidding!
 ...why they would make a statue of some guy trying to catch a fly, I have no idea!  From there we took a bus down to the little fishing village  Tai-O...
 ...had lunch with these two beauties...
...Tristan and I had some of these...
...didn't buy this...
...and finally saw an old Chinese lady...
tomorrow at this time we will be in the air, on our way home.  It's been a wonderful trip...now this is your last chance to tell me just how wonderful at reporting I truly am...hahahahahahahahahahaha!
Here are a few spare photos while you think up something good!
 ...look out world, we're comin' home!