We live in dangerous times!

As many of you are aware, TLD had problems with the Russians in Vietnam.  The Russians decided that they would attempt to mess with me before hacking into the DNC...but I was onto them, even when they recruited the Gastonguay-Beaudry's!  I thought we had shaken them...not a single sign of them in Sri Lanka.  However, ever since they changed the American election results, they have been emboldened...and I see they are watching me once more.  They are Russian, and I write in English, so this is almost an unbreakable code for them...I mean, can anyone read Russian but Russians?  Anyway, I've decided to try some disguises before we start travelling.  They have turbines in India, I don't know why because everyone say's it hot there...and don't turbines have hot exhaust?  Well, just as a test, I tried on my first disguise...do you recognize me?

India may be canceled!

Our tourist board has notified us that travel to India may no longer be safe.  They cited major, disturbing changes within the country, and gave these photos as examples of these terrifying changes...I will keep you informed.  TLD out!