Amigos...soon to be on the road!

Yes, it's TRUE!...we will hit the road December 20 this year.  Casstonto has readied TLD for a wild ride this time, and we aren't talkin' just nookie!!!  We are heading to Japan at first...some place called Okifinoki, or Okinawa or something...you know me, the world loves me no matter what they call it!  We meet up with Alexa (Casstonto's daughter) in Okichobie for a while, then head off to India!  Some of you may not know the history TLD has with India...not my first trip here ya know!  Last trip you may remember me and Popey got together for a few cool ones in Sri Lanka...here's a pic to remind you...

Ya, me and Popey are tight!  But Popey isn't the only world leader I know, ya know!  Me and Trumpy were gunna get together in NYC, but he got busy making sure he could make big bucks being prez...no biggie...he's already scoopin' big wads of cash into his private bank accounts directly from the treasury...hell, what do the Americans know!  

Anway, India and TLD have a loooooooong history...here is an old press photo of me and Indira Gandhi...she was one red hot momma I'll tell ya!

Waaaaaaaaaaaay before Casstonto, Indira used to ride me like a rented mule!  I digress...she was related to that other Gandhi fella...skinny little guy...you might remember him, here's a photo of us with a flat chested stripper name Ruby...

From what I remember, that little guy could drink like a fish...he carried a 6 pack of bourbon under his bed sheet...a wild man I tell ya.

Anyway, we are going back for another tour of duty...are you up for it?  Well, are ya punk?