Udaipur...ya, I know it sounds bad, but it's a great place! We got in yesterday afternoon, after flying out of Bombay...we found out the locals still call it Bombay, the rest of the world calls it Mumbai. The Bombay airport is pretty cool...they don't let mere mortals take photos in there for security reasons, but TLD is a celebrity, dontcha know!
Very impressive building...not so impressive was our dinner in Mumbai at Mamagoto...Mama to go should have gone. Actually, the first 2 courses were good, then the waiter changed into his Depends and shit his pants. Prawns in tasteless crap over shitty rice...sound appealing? Well, two out of three ain't bad, how 'bout dessert. Sponge cake with home made caramel sauce, and fried banana in same caramel sauce. 10 minutes into the wait a busboy came racing over in very excited India/English saying "hawrrfszd[hoawvnlkzxl,qwr[snxk;jas[0q3[u"! Well, ok...whatever, don't have an f'n heart attack. Here comes the dessert sans caramel sauce...sorry, we ran out. WTF, the bill says full pop!
Anyway, we got into Udaipur around 4, and in the AirBnB by 5...wow, really great place! Roomy, we have our own little patio overlooking the city...
The owners are wonderful, and recommended a place for dinner with a view of the lake...
That's a view of a swanky hotel across the lake from our rooftop diningroom! Ha, dontcha wish you were us?!!!!!! Anyway, we got up this morning and had tea on our patio...I looked across the lane to see this old lady with her head caught in the railing...
...she looked kinda pissed, so I didn't think I should bother her any further. We decided to go for a little walk, and right outside our gate was this beautiful lady...
...and we went down to the lake and saw a bunch of this stuff...
...and this beautiful leaf sewer...no, not a sewer...she sews leaves into cups bozo!
This guy wanted money...so I offered 20 rupees...he said 50...you know where this is goin' dontcha!
I told him for 50 I wanted him screwing a goat...well THAT was a mistake! He ran off to get the goat and we escaped! Then we met this guy...90 years old...
...and another great looking lady...
What a great place...Cassandra is off at a yoga berra symposium in our courtyard...maybe I should have a cocktail...now there is a GREAT idea!
See.....told ya...but wait a few weeks...
ReplyDeleteWe are in Udaipur for a week...it's going to have to go really sideways for me to stop liking it! Besides, the people are so photogenic!
ReplyDeleteYou really are the master of people photography. And interior photography. And cityscapes photography. And... you get my drift
ReplyDeleteThanks Alwyn...now if I could only stop having the "Trump" effect on people...
DeleteSoooo... You let the beautiful one (Cassandra, stupid) wear your mask. It definitely looks better on her.
ReplyDeleteHey Timmy...teach your wife how to post a comment...I think she's having a brain fart!
DeleteAlright, I give up. I've tried to publish the same comment three times and it won't show up. Have you blocked me you jerk?
ReplyDeleteI would never block you...you write the best/worst comments! Ahem, if Timmy can post a comment and you can't, what does that say?...just sayin'...
ReplyDeleteWe are surprised you ran off before the goat arrived...very unTLD like. You could have had a manger a trois.
ReplyDeleteT&D
SHIT...I didn't think of that! I'm losing it!
ReplyDeleteYou are THE MASTER TLD of descriptive verbage! Still can't stop laughing. Thank You for that! You are missing SnowMagedan back here in BC, ya bastard! Prepare thyself for your return...just pray it's all gone by the time you get back. It's been a total shitshow 😱
ReplyDeleteHmmmmmmmmmm...sunny and hot here every day! Snow, what the fuck is snow? I can't seem to remember what that is...doesn't it go up your nose?
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