New addition to the trip!

It just keeps getting better and better!  First we go to Oki...uh, Oki...um, Oki...just messin' with ya,
it's Nawa!  Then we fly to India...to the mumble capital of the world, Mumbai!  Mumbai means mumble in
Mumbaian!  Yup, as a matter of fact it's pronounced Mummmmbiammmmmmmummmummm!  Then we go to a place
called Udaipur, which means "who has the diapers?  You?", but you don't mumble!  It's complicated in India, I guess.  Eventually we fly out to some islands called Lakshadweep, which means "I cry cuz there's no shade"...I guess I'll find out when I get there.

Casstonto sez we sunbathe on the runway for a week until the plane takes us away again...you think that's
true?  We are greeted by the mayor of the runway...did I mention it's a matriarchy...

Is it just me, or do they look hungry?  I think they are reading lunch menu's/flight itineraries...oh crap!  JUST KIDDING!!!...they're just TLD groupies!  I get em everywhere I go...Casstonto is used to it!
Well amigos, the next time you hear from me I will be in Oki...um Oki...you know!  The adventure continues!!!

7 days from today...

Well amigos, 7 days from today the grand adventure starts!  Casstonto is running around with her hair on fire...but not TLD!  I have things under control, as always.  In 7 days we will fly to Japan, to Oki...uh, Oki...I know it's not the Okanogan, oh ya, it's Okifinoki!  My great grandfather was from there you know!  Ya, here he is toasting his own beer with a soldier who won the war...Budifinoki Beer...

That tradition continues today with Emporer Okifinoki...

I think he has my eye's...well, we are related after all!  TLD is know world wide!  One last question before I sign off for today...anyone know who this is?

Here's a hint...that is not nose hair!

DANGER, DANGER TLD!!!

Yes amigos, the dark empire is actively plotting against TLD!  Case in point, Vladimir Putin as he appeared on Russian television just this morning...

Obviously, this has caused TLD to ramp up my efforts of deception...I will roam the world in disguise in order to keep the world free...or at least to use any bathroom you identify with!  THEN, (I didn't get the whole translation, but something about small hands and anatomy of someone) THIS!

To that end, I will be vigilante in my disguises...like this...

...and this...

...the whiskers and spray tan are exceptionally effective, don't you think?  I ask all my amigos to stand with me against...uh...well...BAD STUFF!  Right on...power to the people...TLD out!