A Broadway play...

Well, we went off to Brooklyn yesterday...I had a shot I wanted to get, and here it is...

...and if you look carefully, you see the Empire State building right there perfectly framed...

...and all this is right next to the Brooklyn Bridge (the other bridge is the Manhattan Bridge)...

...and that is right next to this.........................WTF?

Of course before we went to Brooklyn, we got the cliche of all cliches...

...and some group was doing a fashion shoot right on the dock...

We met our friends Linda and Tom from Vancouver, for lunch in Brooklyn (where their beautiful daughter, Erin lives)...and I took some photos of her...

 
...and the restaurant we ate at had all these beautiful people working there...

 
 
 
...lunch was wonderful, as were the staff!  Then, we went back to the hotel to get ready to go to a Broadway show...it is called "Wicked"...I thought it was the story of Mario Andretti, and how wicked fast he drove...turns out it was about some green girl that was groped by Donald Trump and turned into a witch.  There was lots of singing and dancing that I mainly slept through because there wasn't a single car chase in the whole damned thing...they had guns in some of it but nobody shot anyone...that's un-American, isn't it?  Today we are going to the Metropolitan Museum...Cassandra sez they have pretty much every car chase ever filmed there...she takes care of me!  I want you all to give a shout out to my good buddy Tom in Seattle...his winky is wonky...get better Timmy!

Dragging a dialysis machine around NYC...

I had a bit to drink yesterday...that scotch tasted very, very GOOD...yes it did indeedy!  Today was Columbus Day in NYC, so dragging a dialysis machine around Manhattan gave us head of the line status!!!  Got us into St. Patrick's big church type thing right away!!  Churches can be strange places, have you noticed?  Like this one has a St. Dog...I knew they had all kinds of saints, but a dog?

Anyway, this is big...those church guys must have been really rich, all I can say!

I kept thinking Donald Trump was going to give a sermon on how to grope...just words folks, just words.  After the church, we walked down the street and saw this amazing building...

There are some pretty amazing buildings here...next was Grand Central Station...

That's one big building...it's also one big Mac store!  They had more people selling Mac crack than I've ever seen before!  Then we went to the Chrysler Building...very cool building, but they wouldn't let us explore anywhere...

We had so much exposure to big money so took a tour up in Harlem...pretty interesting history lesson!

These brownstones sell for about $3.5 million...about 4000 sq. ft..  They were very nice neighbourhoods too!  We saw the place that Billie Holiday was discovered...

That's it for today...I've got to rest after dragging that damned machine around town...I need to sleep...well, maybe just one before bed...seeya!

Happy Birthday to me, happy birthday to me...

...I'm drunk off my ass, and I can bare.....ly see!  Hello amigos!  Tonight is the debate...I think Donald will take the high ground and bury Hillary...that sexist, misandronist bitch...that will teach her for grabbing crotch...that bitch never grabbed my crotch...what's wrong with my crotch?...I've got a good crotch...ask Cassandra...she sez I've got...wait...ok, don't ask her...........ask me....I've got a ....ok, don't ask me either....how 'bout those Blue Jays?  WHAT?...it was Donald that grabbed crotch?  Hmmm...so today was my birthday...ok, just one more beer...yep, have one on me...well, don't have one ON me........don't be stupid, figure it out.  I am currently orbiting the Negro Modelo solar system, or NYC...you choose.  Did you know Times Square isn't square...I've mentioned that before, but nobody said anything...well, I guess that's why I'm a legend...............
So we went out for brunch/lunch/reason to drink 18 y/o Highland Park scotch, at MOMA (if you don't know what that is, you shouldn't be reading this)...

I got as running start at the first glass of Highland Park...then came these little loaves of bread...they were really good, but you shouldn't dip the bread in the scotch...just sayin'....

Yogurt butter....WTF is yogurt butter?  Anyway, then we had this...some kind of beet thing with fried cheese...started with a "P" but nobody has ever heard of it...

...and Cassandra had pizza, but they called it something else...some tarte or something...

I've lost track...I had this at some point...it may have been at this meal...

I know I ate this, and it was really good...meat and bread I think...yum...what the hell is that?  So then I had scallops in orangey/yellow stuff...

Cassandra had a donut...I think...

She was busy doing graffiti in a little book...

This woman was sitting close to us...in nice light...

When she wasn't drawing, she was eating...

...me too...

That was my birthday dessert...dessert heroin...I wanted to mainline it right into my left arm!!!

The paparazzi got top be too much at this point, so we moved into an area between the restaurant and MOMA...saw this goat/sex toy for my buddy Jurassic...

Jurassic makes Trump look good
So that's about it for today...I'm too drunk to walk...let's all sing...Happy Birthday to me, Happy Birthday to ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ...............................................................