...and, of course, the sunset
...we had made reservations at this restaurant...even told them what table we wanted...
...but they gave our table away...which seems suspicious now that I know Connie and Tony are CIA! Anyway, we made our way back to Colombo, and checked back into the Kingsbury...pretty swanky!
...and headed out to meet some locals...like Godfather Mustafa...
...got that shot just before his guards shoved my camera up my...well, hid my camera on me. Cassandra had to help me out...was a shitty job, but I was indisposed. Then we met Bobaji the Shoe...
...it looks like he's repairing shoes on the street, but really it's murder for hire..."getting the boot" means something very different here. Then we met Uncle Guine (Juice), and his lieutenant Crazy Habib...
...Cassandra got scared at this point, so we went into some old Dutch church...had trouble finding the door, but not nearly the difficulty the Dutch had...they're almost blind ya know. The church gate had the crest of HoMaDik...
...legendary warrior...massacred a bunch of patriots...tea drinkers I think...seems history will repeat itself this weekend.
Tomorrow is our last day in Sri Lanka...I'll take requests for what we should do!
I see that Sri Lanka is a world leader in the development of child robots. Please bring me back a bunch, as I have a salt mine I need to operate.
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(official agent for the Gastonguay-Beaudry's)
A division of Mother Russia inc.
What are you talking about?
DeleteYour picture of the kid in the striped shirt. If I'm the only one who can see it, I'll be heading to a doctor!
DeleteJurassic
(official agent for the Gastonguay-Beaudry's)
Ah ha ha, dig the inside joke. Poor BeastMode is rackin' up the fines though. He'll probly be fined for wearing his BM cap at media day instead of official NFL gear, and he's been warned he'll incur a 15 yard penalty for any HoMaDik action when he crosses the finish line. I sincerely hope that you are not on a paint shaker during this world spectacle. And that's another thing, why haven't I heard much about beer lately, are you on the wagon????
ReplyDeleteAfter Sunday, he will be legend! I wonder what Percy Harvin is thinking right about now?
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