HONEST!!!
Saturday, November 30, 2013
Matt's Mom made me post this...HONEST!!!
My saviour Matt can fart longer than anyone I've ever known...that's what his Mom says anyway! No REALLY...Matt can fart man...really FART!!! I think he farted a small opera last night. I heard it when he let her rip from the kitchen , and I was in the living room, nearly a half mile away! I don't know how he does it...there were trumpet notes, a piccolo, a minor calliope, and possibly an accordion! MAN, can that guy fart! It's not really how musical it was, but the duration was very impressive. Actually, the living room started to vibrate...Matt's mom shouted..."I can name that tune in four notes!" He saved me from Gene, and I will be forever thankful! But MAN...
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Liar, liar, pants on FIRE! Ted is right, once you get that lie detector hooked up to your ASS then we'll know for sure if you're telling the truth! I MOST certainly did not "make" you post that my son was an extreme farmer (is that even a word?) I noticed how you got the hell out of town the minute you hit the post button, ya big weenie. I'm beginning to think that Gene was right after all. I'm so glad that you took off the oversight controls over who can post on your blog, cuz now everyone will be able to read this and you can't do nuthin' about it!
ReplyDeleteI am deeply offended. While my farting capabilities are known the land over, I don't see how you can fairly comment on my calliope tunes without referencing my callipygian features as well!
ReplyDeleteIS THAT FAKE NOXIOUS GAS IN MY PHOTO!?!?!
ReplyDeleteSee the next post for the answer...CAN YOU HANDLE THE TRUTH???
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