Yes, our last day...then off to Aurangabad...another one you should say 3 times fast...it means bad orangutan, not that there are any in India...WHAT?...you think I've got time to keep track of orangutan's?...get a grip dingleberry! I just figured out how to spell Udaipur, now we leave. Anyway, I have to admit being surprised by the statue of me in that pillar temple...how did they get such a startling likeness?...accurate right down to the...uh...well, I don't want to brag...the mask, ya, that's it, the mask!
So, we've spent a week in Udaipur, and believe it or not, it reminds me of San Francisco!...without the Golden Gate Bridge, the Bay Bridge, the cable cars, Fisherman's Wharf, Candlestick Park, the Haight Ashbury, Golden Gate Park, the TransAmerica Pyramid...shit, what am I thinking, it's not at all like San Francisco! Oh wait, there are hills...lots and lots of hills...and cows, goats, dogs, pigeons, and beggars who all want money to be photographed by moi. Have they forgotten I'm me, and they aren't...silly beggars! It was my last chance to get out there and get some old farts having the time of their lives...here's one...
So, we've spent a week in Udaipur, and believe it or not, it reminds me of San Francisco!...without the Golden Gate Bridge, the Bay Bridge, the cable cars, Fisherman's Wharf, Candlestick Park, the Haight Ashbury, Golden Gate Park, the TransAmerica Pyramid...shit, what am I thinking, it's not at all like San Francisco! Oh wait, there are hills...lots and lots of hills...and cows, goats, dogs, pigeons, and beggars who all want money to be photographed by moi. Have they forgotten I'm me, and they aren't...silly beggars! It was my last chance to get out there and get some old farts having the time of their lives...here's one...
...nope, he was just nodding off...how 'bout this guy...
...well, he's kind of grumpy...how 'bout this guy, he was just drinking a little chai...
...ya, that's more like it!...then there was this guy...
...he was great...he took off that orange hat and put it on me!
This old guy just kept on chanting SEAHAWKS!, SEAHAWKS!, SEAHAWKS!...I think he was still drunk from last year....
...and this old girl just kept saying WTF?...in Indian , of course...
...this one wanted me to take her photo, but had one hand in my pocket...she got a surprise when the python attacked!
AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH...just another/last day in Udaipur!
U-da-man in U-da-pur! Hope the folks are as photogenic at your next stop! Beautiful portraits!
ReplyDeleteThanks Linda...but they'll never be as beautiful as you!
DeleteReally exciting and breathtakingly beautiful photography.
ReplyDeleteI'm still going to India.
Many thanks, Dickieeeeeee
It's amazing...you won't be sorry unless you're with me!
DeleteJewels, Took your advise and started drinking waaaaaay earlier today just so I could make an educated comment: STAY AWAY FROM ORANGE; NOT YOUR COLOUR D^3
ReplyDeleteI thought I looked dashing! I didn't know they could take those things off without a lot of work...it was like a hat!
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