OK, so we are in a foreign country, and maybe they have different words for things here. Like clean means covered in cow shit, or quiet means no honking, or yelling for 2 seconds...just kidding, it's hardly like that more than 80% of the time! So Cassandra wanted to come to this place to see "The Caves"...we are in a city called Aurangabad. When I think of a cave, I think of a hole in the ground...this in NO f'n hole in the ground!
That gallery is over 30 feet high...I took the photo from the balcony!
Are these people geniuses, or real bozo's? Who decides to carve a temple out of solid rock? Don't they know you can go to Home Depot and buy building shit? This stuff is HUGE...even bigger than Trumps gut!
That's Cassandra standing on the edge of the cliff these guys hacked out of solid f'n ROCK!!!
...and it's not just the outside of the buildings...THESE DAMNED THINGS ARE HOLLOW!
Everything is level, flat, vertical, and incredibly detailed! WHO DOES SHIT LIKE THIS?...DIDN'T ANYONE TELL THEM IT'S SOLID F'N ROCK!!! Look at the scale of this place...
I took a lot of photos, but nothing (like all of India) can prepare you for what it REALLY is!
I don't know why, but Cassandra wanted me to take this photo of her on the toilet...
Yes, I know the photo is dark...it was f'n dark in there...IT'S A CAVE BOZO! I don't know how they do this kind of stuff...they had sculptures of Cassandra and I...
Yes, I know I'm copping a little feel...so what? There was, of course, the TLD fan club following me around wanting selfies and autographs...
This guy was the president of the fan club...
Cool hairhat huh? Hey, it's India...relaxed dress code here! Tomorrow is an even bigger temple out of rock...I should open a Home Depot here, I'm telling you!
OMG! The concept of this hurts my brain even trying to imagine How this was achieved. WOW!
ReplyDeleteIt's even more amazing than that! F'N AMAZIOLA!!
DeleteI'm thinking that they don't pay the same as Home Depot!
ReplyDeleteMore importantly........shouldn't a man cave have a slot car track?
Couple of random thoughts:
ReplyDelete* If your carvings include life size elephants you are bound to end up with something that is rather big...
* They have like a billion people there: you have to keep them busy SOMEHOW!
Hugely :-) impressive: I did not know about these: thanks for the edumificationising.