it's Nawa! Then we fly to India...to the mumble capital of the world, Mumbai! Mumbai means mumble in
Mumbaian! Yup, as a matter of fact it's pronounced Mummmmbiammmmmmmummmummm! Then we go to a place
called Udaipur, which means "who has the diapers? You?", but you don't mumble! It's complicated in India, I guess. Eventually we fly out to some islands called Lakshadweep, which means "I cry cuz there's no shade"...I guess I'll find out when I get there.
true? We are greeted by the mayor of the runway...did I mention it's a matriarchy...
Well amigos, the next time you hear from me I will be in Oki...um Oki...you know! The adventure continues!!!
Man, you are outrageous. I want to go to India so badly! Jealous! Have fun! Try not to offend the country. Don't tell the people of Udiapur anything about diapers....please.....xoxo
ReplyDeleteIt's not too late to join us...we don't leave until Tuesday! If you'd read the announcement blog, you would realize I have an historic connection to India! I've got a long history of being offensive everywhere! You know that!
ReplyDeleteIt's a good thing you are going to be in disguise. It will probably take the Udiapurians and Mummmmbiammmmmmmummmummms a few minutes before they decide to cook you for dinner. Casstonto can add the recipe to her new book "Curried DeRanger Recipes for Diabetics".
ReplyDeleteBon Voyage and we eagerly anticipate the first chapter.
T&D.
As I understand it DeRanger (that's Capetian Deranger to the rest of you) is flying the plane as I type this.
ReplyDeleteI know it's true I've seen him fly and he is as happy flying upside down as right side up.
The cabin crew get a little fussy when he turns the plane over but that won't slow Delone down.
Happy flying and remember when you want the houses to get bigger push.