Alexa and Tristan try to kill us...

Sad but true, really.  Oh they said..."the climb to the peak...we did it in 45 minutes...piece of cake!"  I knew we were in trouble when we came across the base camp just a half a block from their condo.   This is what we came up to get to the base camp...

...and just outside of the base camp was this sign...

They outfitted us with gear...

...and pointed us up the mountain...

...it became abundantly clear that this was a hit!  Yes, Alexa and Tristan were trying to KILL US!!!!!  You see the brown triangle at the bottom left of the photo up there...ya...that's where I blew out the groin muscle...and  NOT the way I wanted!!!  I hobbled along...after all, "piece of cake...45 minutes" kept running through my head!  Well, 2 days later...yesterday for you because you are not here...we hit the summit.  The weather sucked this far up, so we took the tram down.  Oh f#*$ off...I know it sounds easy now, but it's not!!!  Anyway, on the final leg, we met a nice old couple in their 90's who had done it in 40 minutes...rehydrating I think...

Casstonto about to board the tram...

As we reentered civilization, we saw big buildings...

 Then I died...hahahahahahahaha...you should be so lucky!