Monday, December 23, 2013

Golf with rigor...

...and his son, rigor Morris.  I tell ya...I didn't think he would live through the round, but he DID !!  The only way these guys could have played slower would have been if they were encased in a receding glacier.  I TAKE THAT BACK...they played at that pace!  So, do you think I'm pissed off?  Maybe, just a lot!  I know old people move slow...look at Ted...and Tom...geez, time the 100 meter dash with a sundial.  But these guys were REALLY f'n slow.  Here's a good example...look at this relative position of the sun before Rigor thought about a swing...
CRAP...that's a pic of the smoke detector in our room...ya, we're back in Notell Motel!  Anyway, here...

...this is a course we couldn't afford to play...anyone wanna send in donations for TLDR and Casstonto?  WHAT THE HELL WAS I TALKING ABOUT?  Oh ya...these guys were slow...no, dead...slow...and the sun was up as far as I remember.  Megan warning...golf course photos...make that very slow golf course photos.  I'm better now, new bottle of wine!  AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!  Did I tell you I've got my noise cancelling headphones on REALLY LOUD!!!!!  Hey....I'm whispering because it's loud...drink break...AAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!  Ok, were was I?  Ah hell...doesn't f'n matter...we played golf with Methuselah, and his kid rigor Morris.  The Phoenician...in some place called Phoenix.  Built by a crooked politician with Savings and Loan Money...geez, I'm talkin' like I know somethin'!  Ok, I'm back or something...
...here's Casstonto about to put'er close...she was 2 under at this point...HONEST!!!  Damn...those sparks are coming out of my fingers again...HONEST!!!  So, did I tell you about these slow guys?  Well, let me tell ya...
...they decorate their cactus here...see there red balls...they were about to put on tinsel when rigor got up to hit when you guessed it...
...yep...ICEAGE!  This course was quite photogenic...
 ...and it was next to some ancient ruins...I think it was an old stripmall...
...and there was this par 3...
...where you had to hit down about 1000 feet, to a green smaller than a dimple on an ants ass...
...oh...do you see those two balls?...HEY, GET YOUR MIND OUT OF THE GUTTER!!!!...after 1000 feet, those are Casstonto's and MINE!!!! hahahahahahahaha  AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!  HONEST!!!!  And while we were up there, here is a view of mesopotamia when it was just a golf course...
...I'd better have a drink...I'm making PERFECT SENSE!!!!!!!!! hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha


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  1. AnonymousDecember 23, 2013 at 9:59 PM

    Beautiful photos. Great job negotiating the grand canyon and landing on the green!
    I hope your trip never ends...this is quality entertainment
    Richard Monday

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  2. The Lone DeRangerDecember 23, 2013 at 10:03 PM

    Rich, you are the only one that truly knows me, and appreciates my skill level!

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  3. JurassicDecember 24, 2013 at 5:57 AM

    Sorry, I call BS on that one! You obviously carried your balls down (?) and placed them on the green. The only reason CassTonto's is closer is that she was sober at the time.

    Merry Christmas, Lone!

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  4. The Lone DeRangerDecember 24, 2013 at 8:42 AM

    You call BS on THAT?!?! Of all the s*&# in this blog, you call BS on THAT? Pay attention to Rich...he understands me...he appreciates me...he KNOWS me!

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  5. AnonymousDecember 25, 2013 at 10:46 AM

    Is this the right place? Or should I say Merry Christmas, we hope you are both having a great time. I'll be drinking your drinks today, all of them.
    Just got the call for Pancakes.

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