Merry Christmas! There are 70 of you maniacs on my mailing list, and I'm going to have a drink today for every one of you! It should take me a couple hours to get through that many drinks, but hell, you're worth it!!!
Today for dinner there's Maureen and Gary, and Sandy and Trevor, Kathy and Mike, and Comet and Cupid, Al and Jennie, and Donner and Blitzen....and Casstonto and Lone! Lone is the one passed out in the gravy boat! Just kiddin'!!! hahahahahahaha Tomorrow, I'm back to drunken carousing with my pants down...well, maybe today at some point...I don't know most of these people, and I've got nice undies on today! hahahahahahahahahaha
Maureen is Tristan's Mom...Tristan is Casstonto's son-in-law, and Wild Gary is Maureen's husband. Why Wild Gary you ask...a picture is worth a thousand words...
...after Wild Gary did a pre-dinner cha-cha, I got a pic of the posse...
...as you can see, it's completely formal...everyone masked and feathered for Christmas. What?...you didn't dress this way at your house? Ingrate. Then we had a spectacular dinner...Casstonto did the turkey in a big crock pot! Everything was delicious! I kept my pants on...Casstonto was relieved. So today (Thursday) we played golf at Troon North...I played it 20 years ago...it used to be in the middle of nowhere...it's changed.
As we finished, there were hot air balloons going up in Scottsdale...
...and Casstonto was still pounding them out there 250 yds!
As we drove back to the hotel, we got the consummate Arizona sunset!
Merry day after Christmas everyone!
Seems like you would be especially well suited for hot air balloons.
ReplyDeleteAfter some brussel sprouts, I AM a hot air balloon!...but thanks, you're a d*#k for pointing that out! hahahahahahahahahahaha
DeleteWild man twists the night away...eat your heart out, LD.
ReplyDeleteAnd who was that masked man in the group "tribal" photo with mouth agape? We have feathers...all we need is some tar...
Great meal and great company!