We are currently in a very nice hotel in Jaipur...
We are up on the third floor which they call they second floor..........don't ask. Somewhere close to the hotel is a mosque that has a unique way to broadcast the call to prayer in the morning and afternoon...they play Frank Sinatra singing "Come fly with me" but instead of "fly" they insert "pray"...so in the morning I wake up to "Come pray with me, let's pray, let's pray away....If you can use some booze, There's a bar in far Bombay...Come pray with me, let's pray, let's pray away!" I guess they're marketing to infidels..............or something. Anyway, while I was relieving myself the first night, I spotted this name on the toilet...why would they call it anything else?
...and this is the company that delivers them....and ONLY them!
...and this is their biggest client...although they seem to be out of business...
On our second day in Jaipur, I took to the streets to find some old men...they weren't at the Hardas Mansion, but I did find them...
I got back to the hotel just in time to meet Chon from Arkansas...
We met a few of the people that are on the tour we are joining in a few days...all women, all lusting after me...Cassandra broke out the cattle prod.........
Hope Cassandra doesn't miss & use the Cattle prod on you!! Just be glad her only weapon is a Cattle Prod...This could get really ugly. Bahahahahaha!!!
ReplyDeleteWho sez that's her only weapon?
DeleteO.M.G. or what ever the #*@! kids say. Doug i'm pretty sure that first guy you took a picture of is Keith Richards in a turban. It sure looks like him.
ReplyDeleteDid you hear him speak? If you couldn't understand a word he said it's Keiff.
Could you get his autograph for me, please.
Oh Mikey, you know that guy is way too young to be Keith...and his hands...look at those knuckles...no arthritis! If I can find him I'll ask, but if it's Keith and I can't understand him, what should I do?
DeleteDidn't have to travel to the end of the world. I so those same guys asking for money on Market St in San Francisco,
ReplyDeleteThanks L...we could only take so much of that kind of crap! Speaking of that, shouldn't we be planning our 10th down in Zihuat?
ReplyDeleteThey said they just flew in from SF...apparently pickings are better here!
ReplyDeleteYes, we should! Especially since it will be our 40th!!! anniversary. Yeah, that's right, and I need a goddam trip to make me feel good about it :-D
ReplyDeleteMaking me pee my pants isn't as hard as it use to be...but that last comment had me peeing, snorting,and coughing all at the same time!!! Let's get on this so we can get a good room together...maybe if we combine every point the 4 of us have we can get 15 minutes in a two bedroom............hmmmm, that came out wrong.
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