Lakshadweep...I know I never (Trump) told you it meant lack of shade making me cry, and now I'm not telling you (Trump again) it means "I'm gunna puke because we spent 9 hours getting to and from this place on a shitty little boat that goes too slow"! Now that IS accurate! Lakshadweep is a group of islands somewhat close to The Maldives, but less developed. The island we stayed on is called Kadmat...for some reason I couldn't remember that and always called it Mactac...so sue me! No internet for 7 days...I missed King Dumbass's inauguration...in case you don't know where I stand on this issue, my buddy Jurassic send this:https://www.youtube.com/watch?
That should clear things up a bit.
Life on Mactac is leisurely...no, comatose! This is rush hour in Mactac...
It's a good thing they didn't ask me...ya...think about it! We took a tour of the island in an empty 15 minutes we had...I got this shot of a rope maker in town...
I could take that shot anytime of the day, and other than the sun changing position, EMPTY! It wasn't all nice though...just look at the shitty beaches up north!
What kind of self respecting beach would have a rock on it? Disgraceful! Cassandra went into the kitchen and taught the staff how to cook...that was a good thing...she showed them what to do with green papaya!
...but usually, our days ended like this...
Now we are in Jaipur...I successfully no longer know where I am, or what day it is! I know Jaipur is in India...3 plane rides and a long boat trip from Mactac. We left yesterday...today is today. Now that you are all caught up, it's time for you to leave some funny comments...ya, even the shy people...take a chance...I almost hardly ever bite!
But the bites hurt more, since you got your teeth rebuilt a couple of trips back. Before that, it was almost a treat to get a good TLD gummin'
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ReplyDeleteIt's not nice to kiss and tell
It's good to see that you two are back dating! BASTARDS!
ReplyDeleteWhat, no picture of TLD hanging over the railing puking his guts out? You must be maturing...wait...hahahaha.
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Ya, well...you don't have a photo of me walking on water either, but you know I can do it!
ReplyDeleteYa you can!! I know this to be true because You told me so....Hahahahaha
ReplyDelete...and everything I say is the TRUTH...or sumpin'...
ReplyDeleteRight now I could use a remote island, one that doesn't have access to our new president's stupid, boorish, bragging, did-I-say-stupid voice. Thanks, man. You're out of the western world just in time.
ReplyDeleteChin up Dickie...the Indians don't like him either!
DeleteThose crappy pristine beaches suck...and I intentionally pissed in that beautiful turquoise water just for you! I just knew you would hate all that beauty...you married Tom! Besides, you know I never bother Casstonto...she won't let me!
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