It is our second day on the tour...last night (the first day) we had dinner at Diggi Palace. Who in the hell knew we'd be sitting outside? I thought I was in Winnipeg for christ sake...even the witch put her tits away! Ya, THAT cold! Anyway, enough about me...I'll bet you are wondering what I did today! Glad you asked...we went to another damned fort, not as big, but just as deadly. On our way to the silent, deadly fort...we saw this, the Palace of the Winds...
...cool place! All my Uncles' concubines would line up at the windows (because way back then they weren't allowed to show their faces in public) and fart in unison! They figured that nobody could see their faces, so no harm no foul! Back to the fort...that deadly, silent, fooorrrrrttt!
The Indians were REALLY into this stuff...it amazes me that Custer got a single shot off!
I can't figure out the fort thing...did settlers bring the wagon trains to the fort just so the Indians could shoot them? Anyway, then we went to this thing called the Step Wells...sort of looked like an Escher drawing...
The Indians were REALLY into this stuff...it amazes me that Custer got a single shot off!
The Indians have elephants and everything...
Cassandra even rode one up the hill...
...wouldn't catch me on one of those things, THEY BUCK!!! We didn't go all the way up the hill to the really big fort
This guy rode one of the elephants...
...and this guy was a fort groupie...hanging out, smoking and coughing...
...and this old girl looks suspiciously like a Gastonguy-Beaudry recruit...
And so it goes...........but enough about me....................NOT!!!!
So where in the hell in India are you? Have you been sick yet? I mean you ARE sick, but you know what I mean.
ReplyDeleteWe're in Jaipur...hell if I know where it is! I'm not sick, but the pollution here is pretty bad...also a lot of dirt in the air, so it's hard to breath...same old shit, different day!
DeleteWell, what would you expect with the wild lifestyle of the LD driving you in to the ground? Just stop breathing....we had to do that when we got to Delhi at the beginning of November and have held it in ever since. Made me the guy I am today. ....and thanks for the positive comment re sunsets. Usually I just get abuse in the comments box....well, actually I get no responses in the comments boxes. Ah well. Leaving Goa for the big city in two days, then maybe up to Rajasthan again.
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