Wednesday, December 28, 2016

Making the best of it!

I may have mentioned that we are in a really f'n lovely weather pattern...no really lovely!  We went out today to see this...
...this is the tourist board photo...we saw this...
...not to be discouraged, we went to see this...
but what we saw was this...
Well if you see any similarities you're Ray f'n Charles!  Finally, the rain let up a bit...but all I could see were these flowers...Cassandra calls them High Biscuits...I called them red...

The weather sucked, so I volunteered to buy a nice bottle of sake to toast the really shitty weather.  I went to the local liquor store and asked for some really good sake, but what they sold me was Awamori that gushes out of the Holy Mountain "OMOTO"...the Newfies call this shit Screech!  HOLY CRAP!!!  This shit is like drinking gasoline while yer on meth!  I didn't want to explode while they gave me the keys to the city, so I went back to the store and got some real sake...Alexa helped me figure out what was what, and we are mildly hammered now...and as you all know, I write my best stuff when I um...what was I talking about?  Oh well, then we went out for dinner to a beef place... I got to sit with the two hottest chicks in the place...as usual!
We scarfed down half a cow...some special cow that came from Itchygawky...I think that's in Japan or something...I don't know, I have little people to take care of stuff like that.  OK, ya had enough?

8 comments:

  1. I'm at work reading this for fucksakes!!! Laughing & crying at the same time you comedic maniac!! God I love you for your comic relief. What would we do without your insane ramblings...keep 'em coming...We all need the entertainment!! ❤️❤️

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  2. So after a whole day learning how to take a decent pic, you finally succeeded with the two hot chicks.

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    1. They just let me sit with them because I'm famous...and I am ya know!

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  3. Jurassic the inedible hulkDecember 28, 2016 at 2:49 PM

    Where are the chairs? I only eat on the floor after a night of heavy drinking.

    Is that a homeless ornamental laying on the floor beside Casstonto?

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    1. Don't even think about it...don't even think about thinking about it...don't even think about thinking about thinking about it! Shit, my head hurts.

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  4. Nice set of pistils, TLD. And we thought you wouldn't publish any sexy pictures this time. We be happy now.

    T&D

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  5. It get's me hot when you talk like that...MORE, MORE, MORE!!!

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