Hurricane Itchygawky...

We flew out of Naha this morning, on our way to Itchygawky Island...I may have the spelling wrong on that, but all the words are in a foreign language here.  The weather was pretty wild when we flew out...the plane was rockin' like Jurassic was screwing in the can on one side of the airplane!  For those who don't know, Jurassic is the size of the hulk, but only turns green when he see's spiders...little bitty spiders send him into a tizzy and he whimpers like a 3 year old.  But I digress...the wind was wild, the sea was angry and other metaphorical bull crap.  So here we are in Itchy and Scratchy Japan or something, and we've rented an AirBnB that's really big by Japanese standards

 
To let you know how big this place is, I got a blue ping pong ball for scale...this place is huge!  You can almost sit down in the toilet..........almost.  As you know, TLD has traveled the world, met presidents, popes, celebrities almost as famous as me, and constipated people who don't give a shit, but this one had me stumped...what do you think this is all about?

My first inclination is it's some unnatural sexual act that I described to Cassandra...she said no, that's not unnatural...so go figure.  So in the middle of the hurricane, we went to lunch...little seafood place down the road, and they had the teeth of some shark or something, and pictures of all the people it ate!

There are a lot more pictures, but when I show all the pictures, you can barely see the teeth...and because the Japanese are so little, the shark ate them all on one day, which they call Burpday, and they celebrate it every year....................anyone buying this load of crap?