Santa found me in Okifinoki! Naha! (don't laugh, remember?) I don't know how the hell he did that...really, someone want to tell me how in the hell he found me? Was it the big search lights they always fire up when I travel...was it all the red carpets the TLD fan clubs put out...was it the smell? It's just unbelievable isn't it...and look what he brought me...
Ya...Cassandra's daughter Alexa! TLD is the VP of her fan club...ya, Cassandra is the Prez! I got that shot on Xmas day watching the sun go down in Okifinoki...what a beauty! This shot is at the end of a long day of shopping...that's how much I love that kid...TLD went shopping with the girls! Alexa gave me a magic wallet...I press a button and all my credit cards fly up...I got to use it a lot shopping with those two! We ended up back in the market, and some guy had an owl...owl didn't look too happy about it either...
He flew off and brought TLD back a dead, Russian rat...I congratulated him on his good taste! The only distasteful part of it was the rat had Trump hair...even the owl wouldn't eat it! That was yesterday, today we went up north on the island, to a nice little beach with really weird rock formations...
The girls did a little snorkeling...I hovered in case of an emegency!
While I was on guard duty, I saw this thing in the tide pool...at first I thought someone had been caught short, but the thing wasn't brown, and it was moving!
Cassandra said it was a sea cucumber.............ya right! She's always trying to foolerate me!
He can find you easily, as TLD is on the permanent naughty list - you've had a sub-cutaneous tracker implanted for years! ....and say Hi to Casstonto & Alexa from us....and extend our pity for having TLD constantly lurking around.
ReplyDeleteI don't know how to write it, but it sounds like I'm making a long, loud farting noise!
DeleteSanta hacked Russian intelligence to determine how much of Trump's coal he will need this year for TLD.
ReplyDeleteKudos to your two beautiful companions. We hope Santa got them something special for hiding TLD from the Russians in this wonderful remote location.
Merry Christmas all.
T&D.
We've moved to a little island called Itchygawky or something...in the middle of a hurricane for christ sake...geez, I can handy wait for India!!!
DeleteA Merry Christmas to TLD......and thank you for MY present!
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Cucumber? Hmm mm is that what gives salad it's taste?
ReplyDeleteI'm surprised you didn't pick up on that TDL. I hope the Russians didn't slip you something.
Happy Christmas TDL
I don't think that's a cucumber...that's what Cassandra told me to make me look stupid...but I'm too good a that on my own!
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