It has been pointed out to me that maybe the Lone DeRanger has anger issues. Normally I would say f#*& that, screw you and don't let the door hit you in the ass, you're a moron, child molester, d*#kfaced mother f*#ker!!! I have decided that I will take a different route. The Lone DeRanger will be a kinder, gentler DeRanger.
When you say my blog sucks...I will say "You are a very intelligent person, and I value your opinion. I will take that under consideration, and amend my position if your opinion is more valid than mine." I will no longer call you a toothless hillbilly, hog-humper...I will say you are a dentally deprived, animal lover....yes, I will be PC!
Today we played golf with Tinkerbell, and Glinda, the good witch of the some f*&king place...oops, South...she's from the south! Tinkerbell has been a hooker for Disney...oops, she has been a star from Disneyland. They were delightful golf f*#king partners...delightful PARTNERS. The golf course was visually challenged a bit, and the layout was designed by the world renowned architect Dumbass Jonespuller. It was a sunny day, colder than Glinda's breast.
I appreciate your opinions, and thank you for them. Should I change my name to The Lone Purveyor of Reality, Defender of Political Correctness?
When you come home..........could you bring the heat with you.it's 27 degrees out side and I don't mean 27C.
ReplyDeleteSweet BabyJebus! You take everything so personally. Maybe TLdR does have a sensitive side? But hey, isn't this blog supposed to be about PICTURES? Like, I'd rather look at pictures of a "toothless hillbilly hog-humper", or Tinkerbell and Glinda, than (as Megan so aptly described) "cheesy golf courses!"
ReplyDeleteI respect your opinion, and will consider it. In my own pathetic defense, hillbilly Tom, Tinkerbell, and Glinda were in those cheesy photos. I hope this firm response doesn't offend you, or your other blind friends. Have a nice day.
DeleteNow wait a minute.....these 'responses' to alleged threats seem too....mmmm...well thought out (well, as thought out as we expect from this foil-headed fellow). I mean, I think this is a set-up. Where DO these outside comments that supposedly 'throw' the DeRanger into a 'rage' come from? I think the DeRanger is just setting the rest of us up - 'playing us' he thinks - by logging in as some 'imaginary' 'person', giving the LD an excuse to make these 'statements'! I mean, 'who' does 'he' 'think' 'he' 'is' '?' I mean, does this LD 'Humper' really have this amount of 'rage' in him, or.....could it be the advance scout of an alien 'invasion'? Is the foil-headed 'thing' just trying to protect it's odd 'brain' from discovery by we 'humans'? Is this all a 'set-up' so they can suck the 'human' reactions from OUR 'brains'? I mean, look at that 'picture'???? Could that be a true-blooded 'human'? ......or.....'not'.....
ReplyDeleteI respect your opinion, and will consider it. " Is the foil-headed 'thing' just trying to protect it's odd 'brain' from discovery by we 'humans'?" I find the "we humans'" part intriguing. No offence intended, but I think once you come down from whatever you are on, get back on your f'n spaceship...oops, spaceship, and return to whatever f'n planet...oops, home they keep you in.
DeleteI do respect your opinion...as f'n dellusional as it is...oops, misguided I mean. I would like to offer my hand in friendship, you f'n moron you!...oops!
What the hell! That barley-headed Mr Corona is spewing his verbiage again!!!??? I thought he got - appropriately - dumped in some large vat while wearing some cement shoes! ....unless he drank his way out of that vat...which is entirely possible given his alien background....f'n whiny hopped up space boy.....
ReplyDeleteWhat the hell! That barley-headed Mr Corona is spewing his verbiage again!!!??? I thought he got - appropriately - dumped in some large vat while wearing some cement shoes! ....unless he drank his way out of that vat...which is entirely possible given his alien background....f'n whiny hopped up space boy.....
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