...he might have had a gun! Yesterday was our first golf day, and if Lone had been packin', toothless, hog-humpin', sister-marryin', hillbilly Tom wouldn't have seen the second hole! Reading that back, it seems unkind...in fact it's flattering! Tom starts off by saying..."gu-yup...I ain'ts used to playin' high falootin' cow pastures like thisun'...any sheep I kin screw along the way?" We stuck it out 9 holes, showered, then joined a very nice couple...Diane and Dan from Missouri...only Dan had clubs, and Diane played with Dan...hmmmmmmmmm. It was average by Palm Desert temps...about 25C...today was downright chilly at 20C...we played Desert Falls...crappy little course...oh wait, that was hillbilly Toms course...Desert Falls was GREAT!!!
So how was it where you are today? I don't care.
Did you see it...I got my first death threat in the comments! What took so long? Hell, I'm doing my best here! I never knew that Linda was the Queen of Hearts...but she spells it Queen oFarts...hahahahahahaha...she wouldn't kill me really...she secretly lusts after masked men!
What's with all the dumb cheesy palm trees? Paradise as a golf course, whatever, man.
ReplyDeletedeRanger, do you have an anger problem cowboy? You start off your trip getting into a fight at the Thanksgiving table with Gene, and later proclaim you wanted to punch him in the face. And now you want to kick "hillbilly" Tom in the crackers! Geesh, poor CassTonto having to put up with your ass!
ReplyDeleteFirstly Megan, those are intelligent, cheesy palm trees...OH...I GET IT!...if it's not real cheese, it's cheesy! I should have caught that! If YOU (hehehe) ever do a blog, maybe you could tell me what paradise looks like!
ReplyDeleteNow Linda, are you mad because I exposed your gaseous state? First you threaten to kill me...what's next? And you are right...Gene's a prince! Be thankful he doesn't run the Seahawks!