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Lesson 3...Fish
There are several kinds of fish in The Maldives. There are little fish, little to medium sized fish, medium sized fish, medium to big sized fish, and big fish. Normally, that would be the end of the lesson, because it's not history...and I'm ALL about the historic-like stuff! But in this case, I happen to be (as you've already noticed) somewhat of an expert on fish! First, this is the water the fish live in...taken from underneath it...no, this is NOT MAGIC!...
Cassandra got, at great expense to TLD, an underwater camera for Christmas. I've learned, at greater expense to TLD, that not all cameras can go under the water...well, actually they can but they're not worth shit afterwards. Anyways, here's a fish...
...and by comparison, the lovely Cassandra...
...it's pretty easy to tell them apart because people can't really go under the water unless they are frogpeople...in Seahunt days, they called them frogmen...I called in some Navy Seals so you could see the difference...
...Navy Seals love TLD because I'm such a manly man! Anyway, here are some little fish...
...and these are little to medium sized fish...
...ok...ok...I'll slow down...that's a lot of information all at one time. Let's recap...water, fish...got it? Here's some medium sized fish...
HA!...tricked ya! That's something else that grows down there...the latin name is "Bigmuthafanlikething"...you don't have to remember the name...just a little TLD humour...hahahahahaha...I crack myself up! Ok, serious now...
...this is the giant hurdygurdy fish...about 12' (ya, feet!) long...that would be sort of the medium to big sized fish. Now this is one of my favourites...
...the ruby finned willywanker...and this is a shot Cassandra got...
...believe it or not, that is one fish...the Siamese Piranha...tear you to bits! This is the Dutch Seeing-Eyed Blind as a Batfish...
...ok, ok...it's too much for one day, isn't it? Here's some more, but there won't be a test...
...tomorrow...well, I haven't planned that far ahead yet...get over it.
Whoa, spectacular! I guess the best I can do would be to get an aquarium :-(
ReplyDeleteThose 'frog-people' are actually the Gastonguay-Beaudry's & their bodyguard. You were right about being stalked! Also....why aren't the fish smiling??? It MUST be you!
ReplyDeleteJurassic
(official agent for the Gastonguay-Beaudry's)
A division of Mother Russia inc.
I thought they looked familiar!...BASTARD STALKERS!!!! Next it will be the paparazzi...the price of fame I guess.
DeleteWell "Little Buddy", we see you still can't differentiate between a farm girl from Kentucky and a hooker. Wait till the Skipper finds out!
ReplyDeleteThe last time we saw you so close to a fish you walked on water then puked your guts out. It's good to see TLD finally maturing.
T & D.
Go Katy Perry. Goooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo Packers.
ReplyDeleteSeT the record straight...I was puking BEFORE I saw the barracuda, THEN I walked on water! HA
ReplyDeleteNope, still can't hear you...isn't that interesting???
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