See, it's like this...me and the Pope...I call him Popey, got together and had a few beers last night...no biggy, just a couple of superstars hangin'...chillin'...bein' the Popester...
I told him about stealing the tuktuk...he said he wished he been there...loves driving the shit outta those things when he's had a few cold ones...that's why he's THE POPESTER!!!! Anyway, he said he had a date with an alterboy, and had to go. We got outside the bar and there were all these fruit bats flying around...
...they're like flying cats...I didn't know they were that big! Anyway, I was kinda pissed after Popey, so we called it an early night. Today was the festival day, Thai Pongal! I had plans to get all Pongalled up...but Cassandra wanted to go see the stuff at the big temple here in town. That's cool, but they wouldn't let TLD inside to take pics...I almost called Popey to straighten them out, but what the hell, live and let live. Bunch of grumpy old women out front though...
...and this happy old guy who wasn't by those women...
...then we got on the bus from hell. Bus 776 to some island 273 kms away...ok, maybe only 50 kms, but here's the thing, bus 776 isn't the bus number, it's the capacity! HOLY CRAP!!!...and I thought the train was bad! This was the train x10, on meth, with a Bollywood soundtrack playing at 12 out of 10! I made a video, but it's too big...you wouldn't believe it anyway! So we got to this island by taking a ferry boat...
...if you look closely, that's the 2 cylinder engine just behind Cassandra...looks like it's still in the box! Getting off the boat I spotted Spiderman getting home from an all nighter, and he was still pissed...he'd lost his outfit, and was trying to get back on his boat...
It's a Hindu temple...pretty big one, but kinda weird...
...they've got this thing for nipples...
...the entrance takes you right into the ass of a cow...that's a new one for me!
...this cool old guy was sweeping up from the day's festivities...
...and there was this guy hanging around...
...back on the ferry...
...back on the bus...nothing sez love like falling asleep in grandma's lap!
...back in town for a cow jam...
...and a wonderful dinner at a dosa restaurant...with no f'n beer...I could just cry...NAH!
We wondered when you were going to put the pedal to the metal on that tuktuk and catch up to His Holy Beermeister. Did you tell him about the time you got into the sacramental wine in the sanctuary?
ReplyDeleteAfter you went into the ass of the cow did it give you a new perspective on life or was it just a shitty experience? Love your portraits. Keep them coming.
T & D.
It's the horses ass I'm most familiar with...thank you very much!
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