I know, I know...they don't look so bad, but Jim feeds bears peaches in Alaska for fun! Stupid bears don't know how dangerous he is. Lone does though...he had us eating cow entrails at dinner tonight...he called it a Vietnamese restaurant, but I think his crazy cousin from Moosenuts, Alaska owns it. They made us play golf with them again today...I think they use some sort of mind control on us. It was kind of sneaky...Toni looked at me with this shady look...and all of a sudden I said "hey, wanna play golf tomorrow?"...she's a psychologist for the CIA I think. And that's how we ended up eating entrails...HEY, come to think of it, she didn't eat any...then she looked at Casstonto with that same shady look, and Casstonto said "hey, wanna play golf on Thursday?"...weird huh?
So as you can tell, we've been hanging around a bunch of golf courses...ya ya Megan, I know...get a life! But they aren't bad looking places...really...look...
HONEST!!!
Jeez, Lone, you have to be more careful. Befriending golfers for God's sake. What were you thinking. It's obvious from your picture that Jim and Toni are Werebears from Munchen-Luncheon in a remote corner of Bavaria. Four Werebears roam the earth, Grizzler, Howler, Fang, and Gums. These two look like Grizzler and Fang to us. The first clue should have been Grizzler feeding peaches to his "friends". You and Casstonto should be checking your necks for bite marks and maybe check out a mirror or two. That "mind control" thing is probably the first sign of conversion. Check your knuckles.....no wait...they've always been hairy...instead check your teeth...no wait...that won't tell you anything....do you have a sudden urge to climb up a tree, eat some honey?
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T&D
I thought you were right there for a second...I looked in the mirror and didn't see anything...then I put on my glasses and found out I was looking at the wall. Bummer
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That's an old Girl Scout saying that I learned a long time ago. So I guess you have some new "BFF's" now. That's OK, I think that Ted and Diane can be our new "BFF's". They seem super cool. We're dumping you! Enjoy your new Alaskan friends, Jim and Toni! Maybe they'll invite you to Thanksgiving dinner next year on your way to southern California!
Ya well...ya well...and the horse you rode in on!!! Toni and Jim don't fart like the McElroy's! And, and, and they WOULD invite us for Thanksgiving, except every time Toni looks at me with THAT look, I invite them. Shit, how does she do that? But you think you are sooooooo smart...well let me tell you this....I UNIVITED TONI AND JIM FOR DINNER TOMORROW! HA! I showed you! Course, I couldn't do it in person...Toni would look at me with THAT look...I did via email, but I DID IT!!! All things considered, we still like you almost as much...oh shit, I think she knows I'm writing this...gotta go!!!!
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