Meet Mike Johnson...very cool guy, and good golfer!
Look at that form...he makes me sick! And the thing is, he's a nice guy! I know, I know...why would he hang out with me? Actually, he didn't have a choice...the starter made him! He didn't know that The Lone DeRanger is a hack! Here is the 18th hole...he's right down the middle...CRAP!!!!
I don't blame Mike for being good...ok, I do. BASTARD!!! lol
So, tomorrow we're off to Escondito. I was going to do something funny from the Wizard of Oz, but I may be too intoxicated. Here's what ya do, sing We're off to see the Wizard...but say "We're off to Escondito"...hahahahahahahahahaha....man, I crack myself up!
Casstonto says we will do something other than play golf...I don't believe her!
I know Megan...lamest post so far...but I can do worse...I promise! HONEST!
What the hell did he do wrong to be saddled (a lone joke) with you...... a guy wearing a mask and a pot on his head. Blind people golf???
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