So, first day of the new year and Wild Gary gives us the boot...not only that, but he is berating Lone on the way out! I was wearing my Vietnam t-shirt...yep, the one with the yellow star on the front. Wild Gary sez I'm a one star Lone DeRanger...if I was a five star Lone DeRanger I could stay!
Maureen sez Gary is 5 stars...5 little stars...5 teeny, weeny, minuscule stars...5 limp little microscopic stars! I like Maureen a lot more than Wild Gary.
After we got the boot, we wandered around looking for a place to stay, but we were in Wild Gary's country, and time after time we got "no room at the inn". Finally after much searching, we managed to find someone online from Edmonton that didn't know Wild Gary...got a condo on the other side of town...hardly any shooting at all!
We were mugged twice trying to move our stuff in...Wild Gary said that made it easier because we didn't have anything left to move in...hmmmmm, he has a point. Because Wild Gary's cousin got all our stuff after mugging us, we went to the food bank to try to get enough for dinner and got turned away
Lone signed autographs outside of the food bank in order to get enough money to buy a modest dinner with wine, but when we got to the check out, I knocked the wine on the floor and broke it. The cashier said go get another...I fell on the floor and started to slurp up the wine...I know a freebie when I see one! The cashier said one more slurp and she'd make me pay for it...and some people were watching...ok, fine! Anyway, the guy behind us said "Hope this year gets better than the first day"...WHATEVER!!!
The shooting stopped momentarily as the sun went down today...but as you can see from the first pic, they still had rockets.
...maybe it will get better.
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