Casstonto sez "I've been nice for long enough..."

I know, I know...I almost coughed up a couple cookies myself when she said that!  We are listening to Santana's Supernatural when she laid that one on me...I was thinking "how appropriate"!  Now, we were talking about going out for dinner with our Baston (Boston with the appropriate accent...don't worry, they didn't get it either) golfing partners tonight...but Casstonto, out of the blue sez "f*^# them and the horse they rode in on"......................who are you?...what have you done with Castonto?  Anyhow, we played golf yesterday, and today...yesterday was Talking Stick...my stick didn't talk...did your stick ever talk?  Nope...we played with all our friends...yep...twosome!  So we drive into Talking Stick, and right next to the main gate...

...next to the front gate was this...

...see that red circle...ya...here it is...

...some bozo went straight on into the dirt...is that not the front end of a car?  That is at the end of a 1 mile straight...even Wild Gary wouldn't hit that!  Ok, maybe that's going too far...but anyone other than Wild Gary wouldn't do that.  Maureen, where was Gary the other night...and is there any damage to the front of his car?  When we got to the parking lot, there were all these old Porsche's...

 Anyway, the course was average...this was the last hole...

Here is what happens if you are unlucky enough to be a cactus on a golf course...

YES...those ARE golf balls embedded in the cactus!  So, today we played Bald Mountain, or Lone Mountain, or some f'n Mountain with Baston Peter and Ellen.  Peter is a lawyer, about to retire...Ellen was a nice real estate lady.  Peter wanted to kick my golf ass....hahahahahahahahahaha...like Lone would ever let a lawyer beat me!  hahahahahahahahahaha  I played that lawyer like an accordian...BADLY!!!  hahahahahahaha  I'm so drunk I barely remember playing...but they must have done something pissy, because Casstonto  was ready to tear them a new one.  For those that don't understand, ask your husband...even you Wild Gary, and you Dave, and Bob, and Don and Tom........

So...I think we head for Mexico in a few days...look up San Felipe..pronounced fill-heep-hay...whatever....I want to remind you that I haven't puked this whole trip!  That's a record...um...record...what was I talking about?  Oh ya...sunset...here ya go...