Tuesday, November 20, 2018

Let's go shopping...

Uh...ok...what are we looking for?  "Don't worry about that, I'll know it when I see it."  Shoot me right f'n now!  The mercado is cool here...in a sweltering hot kind of way!  Do they sell beer?........ya, but not in the volumes I need to go shopping.  What the hell are swaheely peppers?...you'll find them right next to the f'n hen's teeth peppers. The only redeeming quality to shopping is getting to eat at Fonda Delia...ya want peppers, they have PEPPERS!!!
those are cucmonga peppers slathering my cojones,,,that's Spanish for prawns!  I'm fluent in a few languages ya know!  Look, can you find Cassandra?
See her, she's just to the right of the kid in red who's about to try to steal my camera!  She already drank my beer, and is drinking my other beer too!...shopping my ass!  The mercado is quite the place...in the back I found these two happy guys covered in blood, hauling some kind of skinned animal in one door...
...and out another door it was like the Walking Dead...nothin' but bones!
The sign says "It's a different kind of boner you get here."  Got that right!  So then there was this lady dancin' around, but I didn't see a pole anywhere...maybe she was lost.  
But there were these people...
  
                          
              
                                                                   ...and flowers too!
                                          Just after sunset this boat pulled into the harbour...
                ...then the moon came out.........almost full................and yes, my pants are still on!
Can't keep this pace up much longer........

Monday, November 19, 2018

Hello little people!

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhh...here we are in the incredible warmth of Mexico, in a favourite little fishing village of Zihuatanejo.  We are having to stay in a cramped (by our standards) 1300 sq. ft., 2 bedroom suite overlooking the ocean...I'm sure you'll agree, IT SUCKS TO BE US!!!
...for context, here is more of the resort...hahahahaha...cruel huh?
...and here is the crappy pool we almost consider going in every day!
...here is Cassandra in the living room...
...and our balcony...
...we try to put up with the discomfort...........hahahahahaha!  We go into town every day for lunch or dinner at Fonda Delia...here are the girls!
...and Cassandra with the head girl...
We get crappy food like this fish!
The restaurant is in the fish market part of the mercado...here are some of the regulars...
                         
Last night we went down to the town basketball court where Sunday nights are truly special!  They were supposed to have a concert by the Juvenile orchestra, but all we got was political speeches.  The guy on the cello was getting warmed up though...
...and this little munchkin was all dressed up!
She was so excited to be there that she started to eat her dress!  
Now that's excited!  Time to go for lunch!